the call...
A boy once made a call to heaven, the angel answered...
Boy: "I am not meant to be where I am, can I come and be with you?"
Angel: "You don't belong here".
Boy: "then where should I go?"
Angel: "I don't know, don't disturb me...and don't call up again"
With that he hung up!!!
After some deliberation, boy made a call to hell, the satan answered...
Boy: "I am not meant to be where I am, can I come and be with you?"
Satan: "You don't belong here".
Boy: "I have already called in heaven, angel says I don't belong there, you say I don't belong here. What should I do now?"
Luckily Satan was bit more patient.
he said: "Listen kid, the world below is over crowded. We cannot accomodate everyone. One who are extremely kind and good are called to heaven, the one who are extremely bad are called to hell...rest have to be there itself. We call them humans. Live your life to fullest. For you living down there should be fun. Why do you feel you don't belong there?".
Boy: "I find myself among strangers. I do have friends and foes, yet its ugly. I try to enjoy, yet I get bored. I have a loving family, yet I look for more."
Satan: "Hmm, Boy are you scorpion?"
Boy: "Yes I am."
Satan: "Are you 9?"
Boy: "Yes I am, but so what...every 12th person is scorpion and among them every 9th person is 9. That makes every 108th person as I am. But I haven't seen anyone like me?"
Satan: "Hmm, You are quick at numerics, but you are more than that. Anyways, everyone down below is unique in his/her own ways. Its rare to find two very smiliar people in a small crowd."
Boy: "I give a damn. I just wanna know what should I do to get out of here?"
Boy: "Should I start being good?"
Satan: "From the present state...it'll take ages for you to be acceptably good. You see, self realization is important in one's life."
Boy: "Darn...f**K you. You trying to say I am bad. Piss off you devil. !!! I shouldn't have asked you at all. Stupid I am but definitely not bad. I'll try to find my answer elsewhere".
So the boy puts the phone down. But, Satan has one last thing to say
"You have made the right move to get out of there boy".
